As men, we often are confused by the comments that come out of a woman's mouth. And for good reason!!! Women rarely say what they mean, but almost always mean what they say. The key is to pay attention and if confused, ask a female friend what she means when she makes certain comments. Sure, she might side step the question, but its probably because she expects you to figure it out. So here are a few examples to get the ball rolling.
What She Says: I like you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
What She Means: I have zero interest in dating you. Not now, not ever, so don't even bother asking again.
What She Says: Do we really have to go to that party tonight?
What She Means: I'd rather chew on nails than make conversation with your loser friends.
What She Says: Does my butt look big in this?
What She Means: Please tell me you find my ass delicious and can't keep your eyes or hands off it.
What She Says: Do you think she's pretty?
What She Means: Do you think she's prettier than I am? And even if you do, don't you dare say yes.
What She Says: Are you seeing anyone right now?
What She Means: How fast can you break up with your current girlfriend?
What She Says: Where do you see this going?
What She Means: Am I just a booty call or wife material?
What She Says: Are you wearing that?
What She Means: Please change immediately before someone sees you and I die of embarrassment.
What She Says: Where have you been?
What She Means: You're really late and you better do some groveling. Now!
What She Says: Are you telling the truth?
What She Means: You're lying, I know it, and I'm testing you.
What She Says: Oh, how do you know her?
What She Means: Did you sleep with that slut?
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